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Originally published in the March 2014 Juniper Berry Magazine

That's All, Folks!

Obama illustration: by Eric Allie; Photoshop illustration: Brian Holden

I've been witness to eleven U.S presidents. The latest being Barack Obama, in my opinion far and away the most obnoxious, arrogant, and tiresome person I have had the misfortune to observe. These are my feelings. I truly believe he lies to the point where he doesn't know the truth anymore. I can't stand the sound of his voice. I despise the way he uses foolish, adoring human beings as props to stand behind him whenever he speaks.

So I would imagine in the liberal media of the world of today my thinking makes me an idiot and a racist, well so be it. But I've finally figured out what the 44th president of the United States is all about, and it may not be his fault. He might not be that bad after all, he just can't help it. So I'll try to explain.

Obama's presidency is very similar to the movie the Manchurian Candidate, first made in 1962, and then needlessly redone in 2004. The 1962 version is the one to watch. In this movie the main character is Staff Sergeant Raymond Shaw. Shaw is credited with saving the lives of two men in his squad after they are captured. Upon returning to the United States these two soldiers repeat over and over again the same words when asked about Staff Sergeant Shaw. They say he is the kindest, bravest, warmest most wonderful human being they have ever known in their lives. The only problem is that they have been brainwashed into thinking this way and their Sergeant has been brainwashed as well, but in a different way. Shaw never saved anyone's lives; in fact he killed his own men on the orders of his brainwashers. Despite this Sergeant Shaw receives the Medal of Honor, an award he most certainly does not deserve. In 2009 Obama received an award he did not deserve; the Nobel Peace Prize. Fiction can match reality.

So if you can play along with my theory let's say the news media of today are the two soldiers who believe they have been saved by Obama, and President Obama is Staff Sergeant Shaw. Over and over the media fawns all over the president, never, ever criticizing him. After all to ABC, NBC, CBS, MSNBC, the NY Times etc., Obama is the kindest, bravest, warmest and most wonderful human being they have ever known. Especially MSNBC!

In the Manchurian Candidate Sergeant Shaw is brainwashed by the communists of China and the Soviet Union. The brainwashing trigger they use to get Shaw to do anything they want is the playing card, the Queen of Diamonds. Shaw is provoked when shown the Queen of Diamonds card while playing solitaire and the visual appearance of this card causes him to blindly obey all orders and after they are carried out he forgets he was ever given them.

In today's world, in reality, I believe the trigger for Obama is the word 'folks.' 'Folks' is Obama's Queen of Diamonds. Obama uses the word 'folks' over and over again in speeches and interviews. He can't articulate for very long without using it. Just listen the next time he speaks. When the word is placed on the teleprompter and Obama reads it and then says it out loud this word reinforces the belief that the United States is the big, bad, capitalist bully of the world, and despised by all, and that the majority of people in the United States are greedy racists. It reinforces his wild spending. The more and more he says the word the more he follows the orders of slowly, but surely, bankrupting the United States, and weakening it militarily throughout the world. He pits Republicans against Democrats, blacks against whites, to the point where nothing gets done. And he forgets because nothing is ever his fault. And the trigger for the media is their agonizing guilt ridden liberal bias. They don't need a word or a playing card; they have an unrelenting need, a deep rooted desire, to accept Obama's words as gospel.

The word 'folks' can trigger Obama into lying about anything and everything. It can cause him to never, ever, hold anyone around him accountable for anything bad that happens. The word can make him say, and believe, that he never heard of the most recent scandal within his own administration until he reads about it in the newspaper at the same time the 'folks' of the United States are reading about it. On one hand Obama wants you to believe he is the smartest guy in the room and then he can look the American people in the eye and say he heard about something significantly important at the exact time as you and I.

What I'm not quite sure of is who is behind the brainwashing of the president. In all likelihood the people to gain from our future demise, the very downfall this president is laying the groundwork for would be China and the Muslim world.

Whoever it may be I feel sorry for the children who will inherit the mess Obama is creating within the United States and around the world. So the next time you hear the president speak just wait for the trigger to be heard, for his eyes to widen, and when the word is spoken you will know we're continuing on the road to disaster. Well this is all just a theory. So for now that's all 'folks!'

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